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The funny-but-useful resume critique that names the problem, gives you a shareable roast, and shows you exactly how to fix it.

Roast my resume How it works

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Your headline roast

“Results-oriented? Your results appear to be hiding.”
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Funny. Honest. Useful.

The joke is about the writing, never the person.

Private by default.

Your resume stays yours. Share only the redacted punchline.

More than a roast.

Every laugh points toward a clearer, stronger application.

The process

Brutal truth. Better career.

A hard look at your resume should leave you with a plan—not just a bruised ego.

  1. 01

    Drop the PDF.

    Upload your resume privately. We read the whole thing—not just the buzzwords.

  2. 02

    Get roasted.

    Get the brutal truth on vague claims, sleepy bullets, and achievements doing a disappearing act.

  3. 03

    Level up.

    Keep the jokes, then unlock precise rewrites that make the next application stronger.

Built to travel

Keep the lesson. Share the punchline.

Get a clean, redacted roast card for the group chat, your story, or the job-search friends who need the nudge.

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Simple pricing

Take the roast free. Pay for the repair.

The roast

$0

A memorable reality check, free forever.

  • AI resume roast
  • One standout callout
  • Redacted share card
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Fix my resume

$12

Most useful

Take the roast and turn it into a sharper, more credible resume with fixes you can use immediately.

  • Everything in The Roast
  • Section-by-section feedback
  • Stronger bullet rewrites
  • Clarity and impact checks
  • Prioritized action list
  • Downloadable report
Roast and repair

Questions, answered

Before you hand over the PDF.

Ready for the truth?

One upload. One honest roast. A better resume.

Find out what recruiters may be thinking—and get the words to change it before the next application.

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